THE ESSENTIAL FACTS WILL COME OUT IN CONVERSATION, SO HERE ARE THE MORE FUN THINGS!

Some of my favorite activities include convincing strangers I’ve met them before, traveling to a new place with no itinerary, and sucking the fun out of the Met Gala by turning it into a history lesson.

I am ALWAYS caught in the middle of interesting situations. This has led to meeting Joe Jonas on the street, performing the heimlich maneuver in a Panda Express, and having to call 911 eleven times.